Showing posts with label people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label people. Show all posts

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Coz I'm amazing Just the way I am (weird,random ranting)

Yes i tweeked a lil' bit of Bruno Mars' song.

Ever felt like your hair hates you and wants to get revenge by not staying the way you want it to stay because you let it roast in the sun too long? Or perhaps your eyes just look weird because you refused to go to sleep even though it's five in the morning?
Who am I kidding? This post ain't bout mah nagging, it's about lovin' yourself yow~.
Okay, i'm talking like some street kid. Rewind and remix!

Anyway, as I was saying, I go through with these "bodily issues" a lot. Especially in the morning. My eyes would look like I hadn't slept for days and my skin would look like I just revived myself from the grave. My hair? Oh I just love my hair in the morning. Looks like a bird's nest (over-exaggerating). In fact, I hardly comb my hair in the morning now (fact) and I just tie it up or whatever. Did you know your face inflates when you sleep? (another fact. Coz we're sleeping horizontally, so the liquid in our face just pools there. okay, enough science.)

When I was a tween (aged 12?/13 to 14/15?) I didn't really bother with the way I look. My regular casual outfit consisted of:
  • huge T-shirt
  • Baggy pants/jeans/shorts
  • sneakers
  • glasses
  • low pony tail, nerdy, fringe-less updo.
I still cringe when I look at my old photos and smack myself on the head saying "What was I THINKING??"

When I turned 15 (I think?) I started to get self conscious about the way I dress, or the way my hair falls, or the way I walk, or the way I- you get the idea right? It all started when I got obsessed with Korean Pop. Not to say that Korean celebrities make you feel inferior to the way you look right now, it's just that they're so pretty/handsome/gorgeous/omg-fcking-perfect/omg-can-i-just-rip-her-face-off-and-put-it-on-mine.




I'm bigbang bias. So sue me.


Now Korean celebrities aren't the only culprit on this, other celebrities as well. Especially Western ones. Yes, the ones who religiously poke themselves with botox and vacuum their ridiculously fatless bodies to the point of no-aneroxic-return. Nah I was just kidding bout the aneroxic part.
still wanna be a size 2? this is probably a size 3. Heh
I keep going off topic here. :/ in fact, I'm not even sure what the core topic is! Forgive my clutziness. It's past midnight. So anyway, I just want to rant on how much I enjoy being an East Asian. Not just any Asian, but particularly, an East Asian. Don't ask me why, it'll just spark controversy here on racist issues. I don't want to be flagged for being a racist bastard. I am of Shanghai heritage. I didn't know that until my mum told me a few years ago. I was like "whoaaa.. *insert awed expression here*" yeah so, hurray for fair skin!

I used to be jealous of people's eyebrows. Yes you heard me, E.Y.E.B.R.O.W.S. I know I'm weird. Didn't you read my profile? I have thick eyebrows while (almost) everyone else has thin ones. I was jealous. In fact, I just got over this issue at end of last year I think. I was contemplating on whether to reshape them brows or just keep them as they are. I suppose I made the right choice. Not many people have eyebrows like moi.


as you can see, my eyebrows are freaking TRIANGLE in shape. (i'm wearing contact lenses btw. My eyes aren't THAT huge.)

I feel.... like ranting on about my nose, but my eyes are refusing to cooperate with me and are forcing immediate shut down. Just a quick thought, rhinoplasty or more commonly known as the "nose job" has crossed my mind before. And sometimes it still does, but I know, if I change my nose structure, I will never look the way God had intended for me to look.

So, cheers people. Love the way you look now, or you'll regret it later.
Peace.

Oh, and Happy April Fool's day peeps. (this post is NOT a joke.)

Sunday, November 21, 2010

The Awesome, The Weird, The Ugly

Hello readers! today, I shall blog about cosplay! or rather cosplayers, cause, you can't cosplay if you aren't a cosplayer :D (you get my point)
anyway, I just had this sudden ping to google cosplay and I've got to say.. "wow. i want to do that too!"
here are some examples:

The Awesome 


Nell from Bleach? (not sure)

main character from Digimon (forgot his name. Daviis i think)

Sakura from Naruto

Rikku from Final Fantasy X-2

Tifa from Final Fantasy VII

 Riku from Kingdom Hearts

The Weird

(I have absolutely no idea what this is)

As the picture states, the box from Metal gear Solid (lol)

One of the gundams from Gundam (like the attitude though :D)

and then there's.. 
The Ugly
Sailor Moon

That.. is a guy.

Oh that is just wronggg

Furries. Meh


okay, so i had a hard time looking for pictures for the last category, cause I don't like to offend people. and i think i just did, by putting them into the Ugly section. but... it can't be helped! They look.. uh.. nonidentical to the characters they are trying to portray? to simply put it nicely. Though.. I think the guy in the 3rd picture cosplay-ed that on purpose.
SO! If you're interested, go google some tips, or pictures and do like those cosplayers in the 1st category! C:
but of course, don't do it if your budget is lowww... or if you don't have the time (according to some sources, making or purchasing a cosplay outfit with it's accessories costs a bomb and takes up loads of time [to make, or hunt for the stuffs]. just so you know.)
Here's a site I found regarding Naruto cosplay (since Naruto is super popular and all) for your reference :D
http://www.nanoda.com/en/naruto/naruto-cosplay.html

Good luck~!

Monday, August 31, 2009

goodbye holidays~

aww.. the holidays have ended. I'm not ready to go back to my daily, boring routine!! aigoo.
Was supposed to watch G.I Joe today and buy that top i was eying since ytd but my mum said "no need la.. save money and buy something else" i was like == ... fine.
so we ended up watching HBO instead; Home Box Office: Michael Jackson Unmasked DVD. XD
so we watched. It progressed from his Birth to his Death. when it was over and the lights were turned on, I noticed that my dad's eyes were red; like mine. He cried. i think my mum did too. and so did i when his death part was shown.

Sadly, there are still some people who are so IGNORANT enough to believe that he molested children or is not dead. Grow up you jackass adult. I don't really care if you're married or what ever shit. you should understand as an adult. the user previously mentioned in my post before this replied to my comment which I replied to his comment. He then said:

"yuuka93.(That's my youtube account) The problem is silly people hiding behind laptops are giving me thinly veiled death threats. tbh this actually turns me on and it makes me hate even more. i only reply to the weirdos, i am not the aggresor. there is a photo of me on my channel so i dont hide. unlike gutless cowards who threaten my family and block me and hide after their comms. they should just hang their cowardly heads in shame, instead of having wet dreams about this child molester who is not even dead, cult followers."

yeah, so what if I'm showcasing what that idiot said to me? He's one fat dude who I bet drinks several cans of beer a day.

bah.. i don't get Americans. They just talk so much about other people but don't look at themselves. Don't get me wrong, I'm not calling all Americans jackasses; only those in particular. I mean, let's just take Jet Lee for example, he went to the USA to do his acting and he said something like this:

"You may think I'm a rich person, but in fact, I'm only as simple as the rest of you. In America, it's all about money. One day they'll come and talk to you saying you're all great but when you fall behind in number 2 the next day, they'll pretend not to know you. That's all because of GREED."

Just tell me, how many Americans are like MJ? I bet only 20 or less. He keeps to his principles.
Just watch ANY MJ video on youtube and you'll find several people bashing each other calling names like faggot, cunt, fucker, dickhead, homo, bitch, jackass ect ect. hah. i bet most of them are Americans and MEN. Just Beat It already and get a life.

I'm just really pissed off right now.. so yeah. faggot.