Coz I'm amazing Just the way I am (weird,random ranting)

Yes i tweeked a lil' bit of Bruno Mars' song.

Ever felt like your hair hates you and wants to get revenge by not staying the way you want it to stay because you let it roast in the sun too long? Or perhaps your eyes just look weird because you refused to go to sleep even though it's five in the morning?
Who am I kidding? This post ain't bout mah nagging, it's about lovin' yourself yow~.
Okay, i'm talking like some street kid. Rewind and remix!

Anyway, as I was saying, I go through with these "bodily issues" a lot. Especially in the morning. My eyes would look like I hadn't slept for days and my skin would look like I just revived myself from the grave. My hair? Oh I just love my hair in the morning. Looks like a bird's nest (over-exaggerating). In fact, I hardly comb my hair in the morning now (fact) and I just tie it up or whatever. Did you know your face inflates when you sleep? (another fact. Coz we're sleeping horizontally, so the liquid in our face just pools there. okay, enough science.)

When I was a tween (aged 12?/13 to 14/15?) I didn't really bother with the way I look. My regular casual outfit consisted of:

• huge T-shirt
• Baggy pants/jeans/shorts
• sneakers
• glasses
• low pony tail, nerdy, fringe-less updo.

I still cringe when I look at my old photos and smack myself on the head saying "What was I THINKING??"

When I turned 15 (I think?) I started to get self conscious about the way I dress, or the way my hair falls, or the way I walk, or the way I- you get the idea right? It all started when I got obsessed with Korean Pop. Not to say that Korean celebrities make you feel inferior to the way you look right now, it's just that they're so pretty/handsome/gorgeous/omg-fcking-perfect/omg-can-i-just-rip-her-face-off-and-put-it-on-mine.

I'm bigbang bias. So sue me.

Now Korean celebrities aren't the only culprit on this, other celebrities as well. Especially Western ones. Yes, the ones who religiously poke themselves with botox and vacuum their ridiculously fatless bodies to the point of no-aneroxic-return. Nah I was just kidding bout the aneroxic part.

still wanna be a size 2? this is probably a size 3. Heh

I keep going off topic here. :/ in fact, I'm not even sure what the core topic is! Forgive my clutziness. It's past midnight. So anyway, I just want to rant on how much I enjoy being an East Asian. Not just any Asian, but particularly, an East Asian. Don't ask me why, it'll just spark controversy here on racist issues. I don't want to be flagged for being a racist bastard. I am of Shanghai heritage. I didn't know that until my mum told me a few years ago. I was like "whoaaa.. *insert awed expression here*" yeah so, hurray for fair skin!

I used to be jealous of people's eyebrows. Yes you heard me, E.Y.E.B.R.O.W.S. I know I'm weird. Didn't you read my profile? I have thick eyebrows while (almost) everyone else has thin ones. I was jealous. In fact, I just got over this issue at end of last year I think. I was contemplating on whether to reshape them brows or just keep them as they are. I suppose I made the right choice. Not many people have eyebrows like moi.

as you can see, my eyebrows are freaking TRIANGLE in shape. (i'm wearing contact lenses btw. My eyes aren't THAT huge.)

I feel.... like ranting on about my nose, but my eyes are refusing to cooperate with me and are forcing immediate shut down. Just a quick thought, rhinoplasty or more commonly known as the "nose job" has crossed my mind before. And sometimes it still does, but I know, if I change my nose structure, I will never look the way God had intended for me to look.

So, cheers people. Love the way you look now, or you'll regret it later.
Peace.

Oh, and Happy April Fool's day peeps. (this post is NOT a joke.)

two seventy

I was just tweeting and checking tweets. The usual. and then, on youtube, i went to check out Justin Bieber's songs that I haven't heard before. What pissed me off were the users that had to give such terrible comments about something they don't even like.

What is up with that?

Sure, Justin is 16, popular, good looking, great dancer, talented and did i mention popular? But you don't have to bash him up so vulgarly.. when I read the comments, I was like: 

"My gosh. Don't these people have anything else to do? Do they even know how to spell for that matter??"

My eyes were more busy mentally correcting their atrocious grammar mistakes that watching the videos. 

Seriously guys, leave Justin alone. 

i'm not saying this because i'm a fan (which i'm not. might be. okay.. soon to be) but I'm saying this because I was once a hater too. (wow.. expect some heart touching story, guys. lol) 

I used to dislike a Korean girl group because my friend hated them. At first, I was fine with their songs and stuff. But soon, i got influenced into disliking them that I started hating them too! it was then when I read nasty comments about the celebrities that I liked, did i realize how much I was angry at those people who spoke ill of them. I was really pissed off and frequently counter attacked their comments like "what's your problem??" or "go get a life!" (I'm sorry, i can't comment vulgarly at the moment.) 

but it soon came to light that there was no point arguing about how great that person is, or how idiotic they look. for goodness' sake those celebrities don't even know YOU! (or me for that matter.)

I was watching a video about "what Justin looks for in a girl." and he says that he looks for a great smile, great personality, humor, and stuff like that. and he also goes on to say that his ideal first date would be to make (the girl) feel comfortable. (he also said "you guys") 

when i read the comments, I was almost face-palming myself. although, not all were as terrible (except the grammar >< i get really irritated with terrible grammar).

You must be thinking: "This girl is really wasting her time standing up for some kid who has a girl's voice."(sorry. :/)

Well on the contrary, I'm saying this in regard with all the celebrities out there. No matter how many fans they have, they are bound to have haters. The question is this:

Why do you hate/despise/dislike them/him/her so much?

and if you're currently sort of disliking some celebrity out there, i hope this post would make you realize that disliking them doesn't change their status of fame. there may be a whole lot of other issues regarding this one but this is all i have in my mind at the moment.
Although, would you care to tell me why you hate them so? click the comment button and enlighten me ;)